The Faithful Husband's Toast
"Here's to my wife-wish her long life!
She's mighty good looking, unriveled at cooking
Knows all about medicine, as inventive as Edison
Just plumfull of grit, has no equal for wit
Sees the point when I joke-insists that I smoke
Never chews the rag when I get a jag
She knows how to sew and still calls me her beau"